theepichumor
:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

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flawhs:

Bambi / Indie blog

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via breathing-for-johnny)

s-u-p-e-r-m-4-n:

pizza

rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

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